75 Best Tequila Quotes And Captions For Your Happy Hour

Looking for some hilarious puns and quotes about tequila? We have got the best collection of tequila quotes, sayings, status, messages, memes, jokes, texts, wallpapers, captions, (with images and pictures) for you to enjoy the happy moments after drinking tequila with friends and family.

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Tequila is considered as one of the strongest alcoholic drinks. It is a favorite amongst alcohol lovers. Party lovers usually take tequila as shots along with lime and salt. It is also used in making a lot of popular cocktails like margaritas, long island ice tea, tequila sunrise and others.

National Tequila Day is on July 24 and is bound to be an unforgettable holiday for tequila lovers, but you don’t have to wait that long to celebrate few tequila shots.

This popular liquor can knock you out after just a few shots, and that’s why a party  stays incomplete without tequila. Enjoy these funny tequila quotes and get high on the lighter side of life.

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Tequila Quotes

  1. “Te Amo? No, Tequila!”

  2. “Life is better with Tequila.”

    Tequila Quotes
    Tequila Quotes

  3. “Save Water. Drink Tequila.”

    Tequila Quotes & Sayings
    Tequila Quotes & Sayings

  4. “Tequila is cheaper than therapy.”

    Tequila Quotes Pictures
    Tequila Quotes Pictures

  5. “No one drank just one shot of tequila.”

    Tequila Quotes Images
    Tequila Quotes Images

  6. “You’re welcome for last night—tequila.”

  7. “Tequila and friends make a great blend.”

  8. “All things are possible with tequila and lipstick.”

  9. “Nothing brings people together like good tequila.”

  10. “I respect my elders, the environment and tequila.”

  11. “I lick the salt, swallow the tequila and suck the line.”

  12. “Tequila may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot!”

  13. “When life gets too salty, add a little tequila and lime.”

    Tequila Quotes & Captions For Instagram
    Tequila Quotes & Captions For Instagram

  14. “When I taste Tequila, baby I still see ya.” – Dan & Shay

  15. “If you want to make some memories, add some tequila.”

  16. “It was too much tequila, or not quite enough.” – Jimmy Buffett

  17. “I wonder if there is a margarita out there thinking about me, too.”

  18. “When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.” – Sanjaya Malakar

    Quotes About Tequila
    Quotes About Tequila

  19. “Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.”

  20. “I usually just prefer to chase a shot of tequila with another shot of tequila.”

  21. “Don’t be a chaser, be the one who is chased. You are the tequila, not the lime.”

  22. “The next forecast with the words “ice” and “salt” better be a margarita recipe.”

  23. “Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters.” – Saru Singhal

  24. “Tequila! From darkness, there is light!” – Bradley Whitford, Cabin In The Woods

  25. “An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.” – Tori Amos

  26. “Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.” – Mark Z. Danielewski

  27. “A little tequila, sunshine, and tacos never hurt anybody.” – Matthew McConaughey

  28. “Coffee: You can do this. Wine: You don’t have to do this. Tequila: You just did that.”

  29. “Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination.” – Rainbow Rowell

  30. “You can’t buy happiness…but you can buy tequila. And that’s kind of the same thing.”

  31. “I drink Jack Daniel’s. I drink tequila. But you do it in moderation.” – Michael Anthony

  32. “It’s a I want to fake my own death, move to Mexico, and live on tacos and tequila kind of day.”

  33. “I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters.” – Conrad Hall

  34. “I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.” – Wendy Higgins

  35. “We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila.” – Justin Timberlake

  36. “O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate.” – Tom Robbins

  37. “Very few people have that effect. Very few people are tequila and champagne at the same time.” – Fredrik Backman

  38. “If you want to make some memories, add some tequila. It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.” – Jimmy Buffett

  39. “Take life with a pinch of salt, a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime so nothing at all but take your time.” – John Walter Bratton

  40. “When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them Tequila and have a party.” – Ron White

  41. “I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people and makes parties more fun than warm white wine.” – Simon Sebag Montefiore

  42. “I like to go dancing, having a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it’s “God, get me a shot of tequila.”” – Justine Bateman

  43. “I was drinking tequila and I woke up in the morning and there was no one there, except the worm and myself were still there.” – John Phillips

  44. “If I have a near – beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.” – Craig Ferguson

  45. “He crawled to the refrigerator and got out three lemons and some cubes, found the tequila and set about restoring order to his nervous system.” – Thomas Pynchon

  46. “I’d rather read something that I like or watch a program I enjoy or ride my damn motorcycle or throw back a couple of shots of tequila with my friends.” – Queen Latifah

  47. “I had no intension of drinking tequila with Quinn. Quinn plus tequila equaled quinquelia and that sounded like something that happens in Mexican jails.” – Penny Raid

  48. “Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit.” – Lee Marvin

  49. “I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it’s never been about drinking to get drunk. I don’t do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don’t drive at night.” – Sammy Hagar

  50. “National Tequila Day is a reminder that we must not waste our lives working but take some time off and enjoy shots dedicated to friendship, happiness and life… Cheers to one and cheers to all!!!”

Funny Tequila Quotes

  1. “I vote for tequila!”

  2. “Soup of the day: Tequila.”

    Tequila Quotes & Jokes
    Tequila Quotes & Jokes

  3. “The Tequila made me do it!”

  4. “I didn’t text you, tequila did.”

  5. “Trust me you can dance! – Tequila”

  6. “Tequila: Magic water for fun people.”

  7. “Trust me, one isn’t enough. – Tequila”

  8. “Tequila is my salmon.” – Eddie Redmayne

  9. “I’m on the tequila diet. So far I’ve lost 2 days.”

    Funny Tequila Quotes
    Funny Tequila Quotes

  10. “In my world, coffee and tequila are food groups.”

  11. “Forget tacos, can we celebrate Tequila Tuesday?”

  12. “Tequila is like duct tape, it fixes nearly everything.”

  13. “Life isn’t always tacos and tequila…but it should be.”

  14. “You bring the tequila and I’ll bring the bad decisions.”

  15. “This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.”

  16. “Don’t be shy, send that 12th unanswered text!” – Tequila

  17. “Margaritas are the answer, but I don’t remember the question.”

    Cocktail Tequila Quotes
    Cocktail Tequila Quotes

  18. “Tequila probably won’t fix your problems but it’s worth a shot.”

  19. “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!” – George Carlin

  20. “Hakuna Tequila. It means no memories for the rest of your night.”

  21. “When life gives you lemons… slice them up and find some tequila.”

  22. “At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.” – Rachel Vincent

  23. “Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.” – Rachel Hollis

  24. “Give me coffee for the things I can change and tequila for those I can’t.”

  25. “Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila.” – Emmy Rossum

  26. “Exercise makes you look and feel good naked…so does tequila, your choice!”

  27. “Everyone has a hidden talent they don’t know about until the tequila is poured.”

    Alcohol Tequila Quotes
    Alcohol Tequila Quotes

  28. “I’m well aware I’m not someone’s cup of tea. I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway.”

  29. “Tequila is not even a drink; it’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone.” – Dylan Moran


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