90 Funny Fitness Quotes For Workout And Gym Sessions

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Looking for some funniest quotes about fitness? We’ve have got the best collection of funny fitness quotes, sayings, captions, slogans, status messages(with images, pictures, memes) to kickstart your workout regime with some humor.

You may chose any form of workout, be it gym, training, exercising, cycling. Pursuing your fitness goals with a smile can make the regime a lot more easier. These cool and funny workout and fitness quotes will surely tickle your funny bone and at the same time motivate you to do your workout sessions.

Don’t forget to also read our collection of women fitness quotes and motivational fitness quotes that will motivate you towards your fitness goals.

Funny Fitness Quotes

  1. “Weights before dates.”

  2. “My legs are hungover.”

  3. “Hump Day Pump Day.”

  4. “Hustle for that muscle.”

  5. “I don’t sweat, I sparkle.”

  6. “Goal Weight: One Chin.”
    Funny Fitness Quotes Images
    Funny Fitness Quotes Images

  7. “Sweat is your fat crying.”

  8. “Squat till you walk funny.”

  9. “Biceps don’t grow on trees.”

  10. “It’s not swagger. I’m just sore.”

  11. “Life is short. Lift heavy things.”

  12. “Squats? I thought you said shots!”
    Funny Fitness Quotes Humor
    Funny Fitness Quotes Humor

  13. “I like big weights and I cannot lie.”

  14. “Sweat like a pig to look like a wolf.”

  15. “If it tastes good, it’s trying to kill you.”

  16. “It’s my workout. I can cry if I want to.”

  17. “Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”
    Sarcastic Funny Fitness Quotes
    Sarcastic Funny Fitness Quotes

  18. “Exercise! The poor man’s plastic surgery.”

  19. “I’m sorry about what I said during burpees.”

  20. “I’m into fitness. Fit’ness pizza in my mouth.”

  21. “When life knocks you down.. Do a burpee!!!”
    Exercise Funny Fitness Quotes
    Exercise Funny Fitness Quotes

  22. “Great things never came from comfort zones.”

  23. “Cut carbs? Sure, I can do that… *slices bread.”

  24. “Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.”

  25. “Keep your squats low and your standards high.”
    Funny Fitness Memes
    Funny Fitness Memes

  26. “Sore? Tired? Out of breath? Good… it’s working.”

  27. “Life has its ups and downs. We call them squats.”

  28. “My favorite machine at the gym is the television.”

  29. “I’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear.…”

  30. “I only work out because I really, really like donuts.”

  31. “Where is the kitchen that everyone says makes abs?”
    Funny Fitness Sayings
    Funny Fitness Sayings

  32. “May the booty get fatter and the belly flatter. Amen.”

  33. “The only BS I need in my life is breakfast and squats.”

  34. “I promise I am a lot nicer than my “resting gym face.””

  35. “Body Type: Works out but definitely says yes to tacos.”

  36. “Wednesday is a hump day but everyday is a pump day.”
    Hilarious Funny Fitness Quotes
    Hilarious Funny Fitness Quotes

  37. “I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.”

  38. “I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.”

  39. “I will never break up with gym. We just seem to work out.”

  40. “I ate healthy and exercised today. I better wake up skinny.”

  41. “Keep your spirit bright, dat booty tight, and goals in sight.”

  42. “Skinny girls look good in clothes. Fit girls look good naked.”

  43. “Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?”
    Motivation Funny Fitness Quotes
    Motivation Funny Fitness Quotes

  44. “I wear black when I workout because it’s a funeral for my fat.”

  45. “Unless you puke, faint, or die, keep going!” ― Jillian Michaels

  46. “Diet Tips: Your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any.”

  47. “You make my knees weak. Just kidding. Yesterday was leg day.”

  48. “Eat clean, stay fit, and have a burger to stay sane.” ― Gigi Hadid

  49. “Maybe she’s crazy, maybe she just needs carbs. You don’t know.”

  50. “Instructors who say “last one” are the reason I have trust issues.”
    Funny Fitness Trainer Meme
    Funny Fitness Trainer Meme

  51. “Hakuna Masquata. It means nice booty for the rest of your days.”

  52. “I got 99 problems, but I’m going to the gym to ignore all of them.”

  53. “When someone says, you can’t do it. Do it twice and take pictures.”

  54. “If you still look cute after working out, you didn’t go hard enough.”
    Funny Fitness Slogans
    Funny Fitness Slogans

  55. “The only time you should ever look back is to check out dat booty.”

  56. “Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.”

  57. “Friday night. Party at the gym with my friends dumbbell and barbell.”

  58. “I don’t want to look skinny. I want to look like I could kick your butt.”

  59. “The key to eating healthy? Avoid any food that has a TV commercial.”

  60. “When I feel like exercising, I just lie down until the feeling goes away.”
    Funny Fitness Captions
    Funny Fitness Captions

  61. “Run like there’s a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you.”

  62. “Taking off a sweaty sports bra should be considered resistance training.”

  63. “The awkward moment when you are wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.”

  64. “Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It’s not.”

  65. “Don’t listen to your inner fatty, she’s an evil witch! She misses cupcakes.”

  66. “Fitness: If it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body.” ― Cher

  67. “If you think a minute goes by really fast, you’ve never been on a treadmill.”

  68. “Is it ok to drink mimosas during meal prep Sunday? … asking for a friend.”

  69. “Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.”

  70. “I am not be Victoria’s Secret model but I could pick one up and squat her…”

  71. “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.”
    Funny Fitness Quotes
    Funny Fitness Quotes

  72. “A dude told me I look like a man. I told him, if he lifted like me, he could too.”

  73. “Exercise in the morning before your your brain figures out what you’re doing.”

  74. “Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.”

  75. “Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital.” ― Amit Kalantri

  76. “I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.”

  77. “You know you’re hooked when taking a rest day takes more discipline than working out.”

  78. “I need to hire someone to follow me around and just knock unhealthy food out of my hand.”

  79. “Don’t take advice from me, you will end up in the gym and not be able to walk the next day.”

  80. “Doing cardio like: “k, only 20 minutes left. That’s 10 minutes twice. Only 5 minutes 4 times.”

  81. “If you want to fit in your swimsuit this summer, act like your computer: Don’t accept cookies.”

  82. “The girls who work out and eat well love cookies just as much as you do. Stop making excuses.”

  83. “”You are still a rockstar.” I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and get into bed at 9pm.”

  84. “Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that’s why I think of jogging every day.”

  85. “My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.”

  86. “I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.”

  87. “Nothing is deeper than love except my squat. My squat is deeper than any of your freakin’ emotions.”

  88. “I hate it when I’m on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and go to Chipotle and eat a burrito.”

  89. “Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box.”

  90. “I’m not trying to look perfect. I just want to feel better, look great, know I’m healthy, and rock any outfit I choose.”

  91. “If you have a fit mind you can always exercise for a fit body but if you only have a fit body you can’t exercise for a fit mind!”

  92. “Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.”

  93. “The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.”” ― Dave Barry

  94. “Working out is my party. The pump is my buzz. Protein shakes are my beer. Pre Workouts are my shots. The pain the next morning is my hangover.”

  95. “Hi baby abs!! I see you!! I hope to meet your other ab friends soon (Yes, I’m talking to my muscles. I’ve never met most of them before).” ― Khloe Kardashian

 

Which of these funny fitness quotes and sayings did you like the most? If you have any other hilarious quotes on fitness which we have missed in the list please let us know in the comment section below.

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